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BAD PARAKEET
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BAD Parakeet

A young man named John received a parakeet as a gift. The
parakeet had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious
and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could
think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the bird.
The parakeet yelled back. John shook the
parakeet got angrier and even more rude.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the
freezer. For a few minutes the parakeet squawked and kicked
and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parakeet, John quickly opened
the door to the freezer. The parakeet calmly stepped out
onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I
may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parakeet what had made such a
dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

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